It's Only A Paper Moon

tomwambsgirl:

the post is NOT cute. tumblr users actually only sexualize old men as a stress response during periods of acute psychological suffering. if you see your mutual suddenly reblogging posts about ‘want[ing] to fuck that old man’ and editing cat ears onto members of rock bands or actors from the 70s, or characters from prestige television, it may be time to reach out. in extreme cases, it might be time to consider putting them down.

endreal:

endreal:
Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)
Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

hotvampireadjacent:

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

Anonymous asked:

What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?

hornetstabber answered:

i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please

mr-phoenix-downer:

you turned the computer on 😳

lovely-v:

Student discount is so funny. You’re experiencing a Sisyphean hell of your own choosing. Have 50 cents off your coffee.

astudyincontrasts:

itznarcotic:

menoftiktok:

combustion-man:

Love it when tumblr works for once

willotstreet:

willotstreet:
the climate of youtube as a platform makes me so depressed
youtube shorts. beautifully drawn commissioned thumbnails replaced with clickbait shocked reaction faces and red arrows because the video wasn’t doing well. all caps video titles that don’t even tell you what the video is. youtube shorts. the mr beast-ification of youtube. every video has to outdo the next. one a scale of 1 to 10. risk is not rewarded. youtube shorts. clips channels. youtube shorts.

officialspec:

officialspec:
well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this
for anyone whos dash hasnt updated yet:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’
'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

teathattast:

teathattast:
Good to see this struck a chord in the insect fandom

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:
headspace-hotel:
No offense but the internet gives you the most wrong and fucked up idea of helping people because people get mad if you don’t care about disasters happening in 72 countries, meanwhile the people in real life that are doing the most good picked one VERY SPECIFIC thing to care about and care about it REALLY HARD
Walks up to a guy working on restoring a native tree species to his downtown “why aren’t you posting about grasses in Turkmenistan!”
The internet has taken a whole generation of bright, motivated, passionate young people who care and have big hearts and turned them into paralyzed, shattered wrecks too crushed by the weight of the world’s pain to hand a pair of socks to a person in need

initforthecache:

parksrway:
he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time
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